april michelle

I love Jesus, good company, cats, makeup, fashion, being generally lazy, and photography. I have big dreams and the necessary fire to fulfill them.

College graduate from Texas State University- San Marcos.

April 19, 2014 at 11:16pm
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Reblogged from xemkgx

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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11:07pm
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Reblogged from bikinipowerbottom

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via mommasbabybratt)

April 18, 2014 at 10:52pm
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Reblogged from fat-birds

fat-birds:

national zoo pygmy falcon.

(via 420skeletonboner)

April 15, 2014 at 12:13pm
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Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

April 10, 2014 at 11:25pm
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Reblogged from fashion-runways

Elie Saab Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2014-2015

(Source: fashion-runways, via khaleesidelrey)

6:16pm
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Reblogged from fruitappreciation

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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(via pizza)

9:36am
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Reblogged from awwww-cute
bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

(Source: awwww-cute, via lolsofunny)

8:51am
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Reblogged from kenobi-wan-obi

Anonymous asked: you look like a terrorist.

kenobi-wan-obi:

sorry for bombing your girl’s pussy

April 9, 2014 at 10:00pm
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Reblogged from dennys

nocivus asked: ASL?

dennys:

61/restaurant/america 

9:57pm
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Reblogged from brow

brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

(via jetbag)

9:46pm
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Reblogged from drunktrophywife

drunktrophywife:

It’s rude to look better than me

(via jetbag)

11:43am
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Reblogged from crackerswag

(Source: crackerswag, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

11:40am
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Reblogged from videocookies

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8:26am
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Reblogged from bowel-city

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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(via 420skeletonboner)

8:24am
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Reblogged from cokeflow

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

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